Please pick only one post type!!

relahvant:

when someone eats the food you were saving in the fridge

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221weepingtrenchcoats:

intensional:

cawllin:

plantinq:

rainbowscented:

amydoesthings:

addictedtohobbit:

nordicscarab:

jawnn-locked:

johnlock-consulting-husbands:

flaming-tigers:

rulelikeaunicorn:

yunholic:

supercthulhu:

b1gb00tyb1tch3s:

c-c-chuck:

kiwibutt:

xybutt:

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daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

orelpuppington:

isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che

i stopped typing because i realized that this is the single most worthless post ever conceived 

sxrreal:

When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.

solarsenpai:

poshxspice:

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montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

I think I learned this through this post years ago

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

calligraphicwaves:

If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.

*unbaes you*
I took too many pills last night,
because the doctor said that
it would help with my depression.
I sank into bed feeling heavy last night,
because of loose ends staying untied
and I wished it would all end.
I haven’t felt this way in quite some time,
the emptiness, the tingling on my arms,
the need to smoke a whole pack of cigarettes in one sitting,
but now it’s getting bad again.
I’m just self aware enough that
I can tell that I’m going to a really dark
place again, but
I can’t and I won’t let myself
fall back to where I was 2 years ago.

- 8.31.14
the pills didn’t do anything but make me catatonic.
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